During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
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