I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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