I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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