It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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