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there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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