he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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