We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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