do herpes really smell.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
She told me I should be a condom model.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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