kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
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I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
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He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
3 2 1 whiskey
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
My feet surprised me
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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