Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
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He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
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I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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