We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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