I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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