i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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