Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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