just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
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I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
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But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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