this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
The struggles of a small town man whore
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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