i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
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I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
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All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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