The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
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It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
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We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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