it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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