My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
