It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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