i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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