Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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