I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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