i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
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we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
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My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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