mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Randomize
