New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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