if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
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i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
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High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
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