I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
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of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
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Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
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