Heybabeimwearingurpanties
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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