i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
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i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
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Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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