He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
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