Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
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Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
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The fabulous human disaster: it is him
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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