literally had 100 drinks last night.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
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His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
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Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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