Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
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Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
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Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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