i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
