Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
i believe in u and ur pee
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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