Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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