Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
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its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
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Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
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Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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