Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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