Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
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So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
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Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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