I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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