# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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