Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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