he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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