i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
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you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
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Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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