Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
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MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
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I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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