This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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