OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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