I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
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