Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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