fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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