Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
soo... how was my night?
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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