Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
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You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
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she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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