...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
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Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
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Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
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