i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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